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“I don’t get out of bed when I’m at home. I read, use the computer, listen to music, I even eat on the bed. I take care of everything on my bed. I don’t really like going outside…” ― Jessica

04/11-13
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  • Mom: *hands me the phone with relative on the other line*
  • Me: *runs frantically away mouthing "NO NO NO NO" while flailing my arms*
 02/23-13
(9099)

dippingswordsinmetaphors:

you know when you listen to a song a whole bunch of times and there is that one line that you never understand and then one day heaven above opens and shines the light and you finally know the words and it’s like an epiphany

 02/08-13
(97173)
  • Me : makes a joke
  • *class laughs*
  • Me: smiles for half an hour, proud
 01/27-13
(41807)

lanoshea:

if you rub my back when you hug me i might fall in love with you

 01/23-13
(108016)
  • me: no trust me he's really attractive google images is just giving us bad results
 01/21-13
(68965)
01/14-13
(111702)

deerpong:

there’s something very satisfying about buying office supplies but I’m not quite sure how to explain that feeling

 01/08-13
(192991)
  • me in my head: i'm going to get my life together and read classic novels and drink green tea and eat really healthy and wear cute outfits and make interesting artwork and spend lots of time outside. i'm going to start biking everywhere and walking and listening to lots of new indie bands that i've always wanted to listen to and take bubble baths and my life is just going to be amazing.
  • me in reality: well. today i think i'm going to watch netflix in my pjs and eat ice cream. and if i'm feeling really productive i might shower.
 01/08-13
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shaunhasttings:

sometimes when i’m taking a shower i lean forward and let my hair dramatically fall in front of my face and pretend i just had some kind of heart shattering moment in the rain

and other times i collect water in my mouth and spit it at things like a squirtle

 01/03-13
(125799)
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